Collecting Ladders T-Shirts

Chster K. Crimpknuckle, the undisputed King of stepladder salesmen.

Please Drove Carefully.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"The boss can see you now."

Just the one...

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

Texturing the Walls

Ladder of Success.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Painting

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Man building a tree house

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"And to think he started in accounting."

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

Cat on Board.

'Stop mumbling, George! We all had to start somewhere...'

The American flag

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

'We're ready to move you to the top, Hopkins... but we don't know how much loneliness you can tolerate.'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."