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The Traditional Board Game Company

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

Upward Progress

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"The boss can see you now."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

Building business relations.

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

Texturing the Walls

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'