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'I'm not into property developing, I just want to climb ladders and slide down snakes'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

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"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"The boss can see you now."

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Texturing the Walls

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

Ladder of Success.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Dude. You seem tense."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"