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Ice Cream.

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"The boss can see you now."

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Texturing the Walls

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

Ladder of Success.

Supply Chain

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

Man building a tree house

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

'I like you, Hargrove, and I've decided to take you under my wing.'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"Since past performance doesn't guarantee future results I suppose it's conceivable you're correct."

Ape Lab. Really?! Those guys are going to test our intelligence?! They want to see if we'll use a ladder to get the banana. They say they're testing our problem-solving ability. Hey, Frank, we can't do the experiment today ... The ladder won't fit through the doorway!

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"...mpressive C.V.but we have an internal candidate in mind."

The Top of the Mountain.

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

The Ladder to Heaven

Irish Bricklayer

'I'm expecting a big raise this year or, at the very least, to keep my job.'

"We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems."