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'I'm sick of all the stress - when's the next canoe coming - what if there are two canoes - who takes which one?'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Supply Chain

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Folding Container.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

You Shouldn't Have

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I hate when they do this.'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Ice Cream.

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

All gates.

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Santa's elevator

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems."

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

Transporting Live Cargo

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

Suitcase Trailer

That side up.

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.