Snail Trivia Collector T-Shirts

'So we're all agreed, the snail did it. Now we just have to figure out which direction he went.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Slug Bait- snails love it

Snail Racing

Local food for local consumption

"I've invested in property..."

'Do you mind!!?'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snail Man

Snail Pattern Balding.

Ewww

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Stress'

Congratulations! When are you due?

Snail Coach

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Snail Mail

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

'The escargots are underdone.'

Transylvanian Snails.

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

Snail crossing