Collecting Snails T-Shirts

'Yes, I'm from Egypt... How did you guess?

"I've invested in property..."

"He's not in. Can you crawl back after lunch?"

Snail Monster Truck

Snail Pattern Balding.

'Get the ball, Leonard! The winning run is rounding second base! You've only got a matter of hours before he scores!'

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Snail Racing

Local food for local consumption

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Snail Man

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snail Pattern Balding.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'Stress'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Snail Coach

Snail Mail

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."