Collecting Snails Prints

'Yes, I'm from Egypt... How did you guess?

"I've invested in property..."

"He's not in. Can you crawl back after lunch?"

Snail Monster Truck

Snail Pattern Balding.

'Get the ball, Leonard! The winning run is rounding second base! You've only got a matter of hours before he scores!'

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Slug Bait- snails love it

Local food for local consumption

Snail Racing

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Ewww

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Snail Man

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Snail Coach

Congratulations! When are you due?

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Snail Mail

'Stress'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'