Fun-loving Snail Fans Prints

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Local food for local consumption

Snail Racing

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"I've invested in property..."

'Do you mind!!?'

Ewww

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snail Man

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I'm a monster."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Congratulations! When are you due?

'Stress'

Snail Mail

Snail Coach

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

Snail crossing

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

'The escargots are underdone.'