Snail Trivia Collector Prints

'So we're all agreed, the snail did it. Now we just have to figure out which direction he went.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Local food for local consumption

Snail Racing

"I've invested in property..."

'Do you mind!!?'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Snail Man

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snail Pattern Balding.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Stress'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail Coach

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Snail Mail

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

Snail trap

'The escargots are underdone.'

Snail crossing

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Transylvanian Snails.