Snail-paced Scribe Gifts

Looking for a gift for your snail-paced scribe? Explore our thoughtfully whimsical products designed for writers, artists, and creative souls who savor each moment. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find something that celebrates their unique pace and artistic spirit.

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Emergency Firebreaker

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The Zoo.

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"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes." mockup

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

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"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel." mockup

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

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"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write." mockup

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

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"I'm a monster."

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Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors. mockup

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

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Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts. mockup

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

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"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one." mockup

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

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'On Company Time: A Novel'

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'I still write all my novels longhand.' mockup

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

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"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!" mockup

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

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A writer goes sailing.

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"She works best in hex mode."

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Woman and books.

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"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless." mockup

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

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"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything."

"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything." mockup

"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything."

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"He calls it the eBible."

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Woman writer writing romantical about writing on her unromantic computer

Woman writer writing romantical about writing on her unromantic computer mockup

Woman writer writing romantical about writing on her unromantic computer

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"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!"

"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!" mockup

"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!"

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Writing a letter

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'This is no time for a snail's pace.' mockup

'This is no time for a snail's pace.'

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Snail stuck behind student driver thinks 'Just my luck'.

Snail stuck behind student driver thinks 'Just my luck'. mockup

Snail stuck behind student driver thinks 'Just my luck'.

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"You wouldn't like it if I woke up and wrote things down in the middle of the night."

"You wouldn't like it if I woke up and wrote things down in the middle of the night." mockup

"You wouldn't like it if I woke up and wrote things down in the middle of the night."

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The Pen is Mightier than the Sword mockup

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

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Ink floating in a paper boat

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Knight painting with plume from helmet. mockup

Knight painting with plume from helmet.

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Snail-paced Scribe Gifts Collection

Snail-paced Scribe Mugs

Discover our full range of playful mugs that celebrate the snail-paced scribe and their creative journey. Perfect for coffee lovers who take their time.

Snail-paced Scribe Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate patience and creativity—perfect for the snail-paced scribe’s home or studio.

Snail-paced Scribe Prints

Browse inspiring prints that honor unhurried artistry and thoughtful expression, ideal for any creative workspace or living area.

Snail-paced Scribe T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty t-shirts designed for the leisurely creative. Great for expressing the laid-back, artistic spirit of the snail-paced scribe.