Snail-paced Scribe Mugs

Emergency Firebreaker

The Zoo.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"I'm a monster."

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'On Company Time: A Novel'

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

A writer goes sailing.

"She works best in hex mode."

Woman and books.

"Well they say everyone has a book in them."

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything."

"He calls it the eBible."

Woman writer writing romantical about writing on her unromantic computer

"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!"

Writing a letter

'This is no time for a snail's pace.'

Snail stuck behind student driver thinks 'Just my luck'.

Bug Loans. What about late fees?

"You wouldn't like it if I woke up and wrote things down in the middle of the night."

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

Ink floating in a paper boat

Knight painting with plume from helmet.