Snail Pace Observers Mugs

'This is no time for a snail's pace.'

The Zoo.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Local food for local consumption

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Snail Racing

'Do you mind!!?'

"Dude. You seem tense."

"I'm a monster."

Snail Man

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'Stress'

Snail Mail

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Snail Coach

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'