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Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I've invested in property..."

Snail Man

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

Snail Mail

'Stress'

On holiday...

'The escargots are underdone.'

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

Snail with pc monitor.

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Transylvanian Snails.

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

'Love your renovations.'

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"So, you're staying in then?"

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"I need a slower internet connection."

"I wish you wouldn't keep going 'Vroom, Vroom'!"

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"For once I'd like to try not working from home."

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'I give you an inch, Stanley, and you take a MILE. Whatever a mile is?'

"I've just been gazumped!"

"What do you mean you want to slow things down?"

A bunch of snails are in an office slacking off on their work . A co worker snail says:' Just a heads up. . .Jenkins is heading this way with a salt shaker!'

"No more ice cream cakes."

"No, I don't recycle."

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

"Slimey, what a lovely name."