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Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I've invested in property..."

Snail Man

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

'Stress'

Snail Mail

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

On holiday...

Snail with pc monitor.

Transylvanian Snails.

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

'The escargots are underdone.'

'Love your renovations.'

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

"So, you're staying in then?"

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"I wish you wouldn't keep going 'Vroom, Vroom'!"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I need a slower internet connection."

"For once I'd like to try not working from home."

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'I give you an inch, Stanley, and you take a MILE. Whatever a mile is?'

"No, I don't recycle."

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'

Notice - Salt Kills

A bunch of snails are in an office slacking off on their work . A co worker snail says:' Just a heads up. . .Jenkins is heading this way with a salt shaker!'

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

"I've just been gazumped!"

"Slimey, what a lovely name."