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Things I Learned From My Brother. . .

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

Chez Nous Menu

Hungry child

Bad for you but to die for

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

To do before Saturday...

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Jewish Geometry

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

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Sheltering in place.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"