Snacking Guru Prints

Things I Learned From My Brother. . .

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

Hungry child

Chez Nous Menu

Bad for you but to die for

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

To do before Saturday...

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Jewish Geometry

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Goal!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Sheltering in place.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."