Snacking Aficionado Prints

'Sarah and her all-day muffin'

"Your hair's all glossy,you've got boundless energy,your nose is wet.You've been at the Bonios again, haven't you?"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Trail mix?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Love is when you watch television together.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

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Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'