Snack Seer Gifts

Gastrodamus.

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"Quick swig first?"

Parisian man eating pastries

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Student Food Pyramid

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Do you want fries with that?"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"You complete me."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"It's a map to the vending machines."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Because it's there!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'