Snack Scatterer Pillows

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

Little league world series of poker.

Bird Torture.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Sinking Sand

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Dog's Sandwich

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

Samosas

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

'Run for your lives, it's a twistie!'

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

'You know, hors d'oeuvres are completely lost on your side of the family.'

"The face of the pear-shaped man reminded me of the mashed turnips that Aunt Mildred used to serve alongside the Thanksgiving turkey. As he got out of the strawberry-hued car, his immense fists looked like two slabs of slightly gnawed ham. He waddled over

Working from home.

"Have you ever thought about putting out, instead of pretzels, maybe peanuts?"

He wants this old dog to learn new tricks? Watch me make his sandwih disappear.

'They're getting awfully entitled.'

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'