Snack Scatterer Mugs

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

Little league world series of poker.

Bird Torture.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Sinking Sand

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Dog's Sandwich

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

Samosas

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

'Run for your lives, it's a twistie!'

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

'You know, hors d'oeuvres are completely lost on your side of the family.'

Many schools are going away with the traditional junk food vending machines.

"The face of the pear-shaped man reminded me of the mashed turnips that Aunt Mildred used to serve alongside the Thanksgiving turkey. As he got out of the strawberry-hued car, his immense fists looked like two slabs of slightly gnawed ham. He waddled over

Working from home.

"Have you ever thought about putting out, instead of pretzels, maybe peanuts?"

'They're getting awfully entitled.'

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'