Snack Kings Gifts

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

Hungry child

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Bad for you but to die for

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."