Sms Slang Aficionado Gifts

"I realize you're just temporary, Ms. Franks, but you should be aware that UR, LOL and BFN do not belong in a business letter! Nor is the CEO of our client referred to as dude!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"OMG, LOL!"

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuggedabouting things.

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

'The Streetwise Men.'

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

Monk scribe has written elaborate LOL.

"LMAO."

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

Texting in the Gilded Age.

'Whatever.'

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

'I'm afraid he has sweeny flu.'

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

'Did you remove all the cliches and slang from your term paper?', 'Like, totally, dude!'

God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'

"Does your client wish to plead 'sweet' or 'lame'?"

"I've just sent you a text, Ugg!"

'Keep it real, dudes.'

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'