Sms Slang Aficionado Mugs

"I realize you're just temporary, Ms. Franks, but you should be aware that UR, LOL and BFN do not belong in a business letter! Nor is the CEO of our client referred to as dude!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"OMG, LOL!"

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

'The Streetwise Men.'

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

Monk scribe has written elaborate LOL.

'I'm afraid he has sweeny flu.'

"LMAO."

'Whatever.'

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

Texting in the Gilded Age.

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

'Did you remove all the cliches and slang from your term paper?', 'Like, totally, dude!'

God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'

"Does your client wish to plead 'sweet' or 'lame'?"

"I've just sent you a text, Ugg!"

'You'll love my Mum, she's well wicked.'

'Keep it real, dudes.'

"Mmm, Spam."