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"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Digital Fomo!

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

All the apps hidden within a phone

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

Technology and Love

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

United Church of OMG

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

They get into debt so fast these days...

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.