Smores Sculptor Gifts

Doomed Food Group

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snow Devil

"Bless You."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Snowman

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'S'more wine?'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Man standing in front of giant snowball

The Frankenstein snowman.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Snow Crime

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

UFO and snowman

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'