Smooth Operator T-Shirts

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

'So much for your ability to charm the birds from the trees.'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

'He's got the sang froid of a man with twice his money.'

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

'Let me take you away from all this — I know a much better bar across the street.'

'Excuse me, but you wouldn't be Gloria Lushbody, would you?'

"Listen, Estella, if you need a study partner, I am well-versed in all major academic areas...with a focus on the teachings of Niccolo Machiavelli. Au revoir, mon amie."

Shaving Accidents

Social butterfly

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Bryan Ferry

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

The Language of Love

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

Woman holding two phones together.

J. Ludlow: Soldier, Statesman, Author, Windbag.

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

'For the last time: no, you could not interest me in a cold fusion experiment!'