Smoky Situation Solver T-Shirts

Gardening - burning autumn leaves

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

I like you Roger:- you've got sticktoitiveness.

Aw, @#$%, just go to business school. EMU. The Practical Muse.

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

'Hon, did you see that ultra-adhesive compound I brought home from the lab?'

'Cat Litter' 'Cat Literati'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

Factory Pollution.

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Warning.

Pipe Dream

'Push the smoked turkey, the smoked ham, the smoked salmon...'

The cost of smoking

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

"Smoke signal say... Your house is on fire."

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'

“Incinerator four really failed to deliver today.”

'Cashier' 'Cashier' 'Miracle worker'

"Don't worry – it's medical marijuana."

Get Your Butt Home

Man using superglue finds it stuck on fingers, table, cat, etc.

Mediterranean

'Smoking or whining?'

"No, I don't mind inhaling his second-hand smoke. It makes a pleasant change from his second-hand methane."

"Have you got a light?"

"You've been in there for quite a while, little buddy. Everything all right?"

"The wine may be breathing, but I'm not."

"You know, I worship the ground Baldo and Gracie walk on. I just wish they wouldn't keep tracking it all indoors."