Smoky Situation Solver Prints

Gardening - burning autumn leaves

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Cat Litter' 'Cat Literati'

'Hon, did you see that ultra-adhesive compound I brought home from the lab?'

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

Factory Pollution.

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

'Push the smoked turkey, the smoked ham, the smoked salmon...'

Warning.

Pipe Dream

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

The cost of smoking

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'

'Cashier' 'Cashier' 'Miracle worker'

"Smoke signal say... Your house is on fire."

“Incinerator four really failed to deliver today.”

"Don't worry – it's medical marijuana."

Get Your Butt Home

Man using superglue finds it stuck on fingers, table, cat, etc.

Mediterranean

'Smoking or whining?'

"No, I don't mind inhaling his second-hand smoke. It makes a pleasant change from his second-hand methane."

"You've been in there for quite a while, little buddy. Everything all right?"

"Have you got a light?"

"The wine may be breathing, but I'm not."

"You know, I worship the ground Baldo and Gracie walk on. I just wish they wouldn't keep tracking it all indoors."

Smoking Brain