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'Hon, did you see that ultra-adhesive compound I brought home from the lab?'

Man using superglue finds it stuck on fingers, table, cat, etc.

Can do...No can do

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Reasonableman

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"Go ahead, reply all!"

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Attitude Counselor.

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

In a Quandary

Problem solving centre.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

Principal with 'budget cuts' in-tray and 'creative solutions' out-tray.

"See no more hiccups."

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

Using a dog to pull a tooth.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Violinist and boot

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

The man who gave up utensils for Lent.

Doctor using a skeleton's arm to scratch his back.