Sticky Situation Solver T-Shirts

'Hon, did you see that ultra-adhesive compound I brought home from the lab?'

Man using superglue finds it stuck on fingers, table, cat, etc.

I like you Roger:- you've got sticktoitiveness.

Can do...No can do

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Reasonableman

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

"Go ahead, reply all!"

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

Attitude Counselor.

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

In a Quandary

Problem solving centre.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Appears to be some kind of unscheduled event. Better conference me in with legal."

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

Principal with 'budget cuts' in-tray and 'creative solutions' out-tray.

"See no more hiccups."

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Using a dog to pull a tooth.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Violinist and boot