Smoko Break Artist Gifts

Man offers coffee with smoke.

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'I need a Vacation.'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

"I bought a new summer condo."

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

Men resting.

Punch has a smoking break.

"I'm not saying they look anxious to leave, but they're in V-formation."

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

'You're right, there is no 'i' in team. But there is 'tea', so I'm nipping off for a break right now ...'

Harried worker to colleague: 'It's all about vacation, vacation, vacation!'

Playpen Jailbreak.

"Death takes a personal day."

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

"Don't you have a big test tomorrow?"

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

"This is our company's smoking area..."

'I need a break. What can I download that'll take an hour?'

"Well, goodbye, Emily. It's May 19th. You may remember my having mentioned some time ago that I was going to leave you on May 19th."

'Management doesn't encourage breaks.'

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

Lady enjoys a coffee break.