Smoko Break Artist Mugs

Man offers coffee with smoke.

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

'I need a Vacation.'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

"I bought a new summer condo."

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

Men resting.

Punch has a smoking break.

"I'm not saying they look anxious to leave, but they're in V-formation."

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

'You're right, there is no 'i' in team. But there is 'tea', so I'm nipping off for a break right now ...'

Playpen Jailbreak.

Harried worker to colleague: 'It's all about vacation, vacation, vacation!'

What's the key to being a great artist, Al? Is it the beret? Don't be silly, Axel. It's the smock.

"Death takes a personal day."

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

"Don't you have a big test tomorrow?"

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

Smoking area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addiction to ten-minute breaks.

'I need a break. What can I download that'll take an hour?'

"This is our company's smoking area..."

'Management doesn't encourage breaks.'

"Well, goodbye, Emily. It's May 19th. You may remember my having mentioned some time ago that I was going to leave you on May 19th."

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

Lady enjoys a coffee break.