Smoking As A Topic Gifts

"Have a cigar. Go ahead - they're bubblegum."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Men gossiping

Punk Reindeer

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'I'm an atheist!'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Do you mind!!?'

Professional woman in pub

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Merry Christmas.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Pelobong

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Richard Hughes.