Smoking As A Topic Mugs

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Punk Reindeer

Men gossiping

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Do you mind!!?'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Merry Christmas.

Professional woman in pub

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Pelobong

Richard Hughes.