Smoker's Delight Gifts

'Yes, it is a romantic moon, Peter, but do you have to use my navel as an ash tray?'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'I'm an atheist!'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Trying on boots

'Smells good. What is it?'

Vaping cigarette

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Puzzle books - Guaranteed to fry your brain.

Nature is not perfect

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Mashed potatoes...

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

The Farmer's Return.

'They come down here to smoke.'

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Lab Rat Rehab...

Identity Parade - Smoker.

Sergei Rachmaninov