Smoker's Delight Gifts

'Yes, it is a romantic moon, Peter, but do you have to use my navel as an ash tray?'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'I'm an atheist!'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

Trying on boots

'Smells good. What is it?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Vaping cigarette

Nature is not perfect

The Farmer's Return.

Puzzle books - Guaranteed to fry your brain.

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Mashed potatoes...

Albert Camus

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

'They come down here to smoke.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Lab Rat Rehab...

Sergei Rachmaninov