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'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

A DIY disaster.

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

YOLO vs YODO

'3-D TV Kit'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

The Hammer

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

Texturing the Walls

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.