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'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

A DIY disaster.

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'3-D TV Kit'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Texturing the Walls

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

The Hammer

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."