Smitten Kitten Gifts

Thinking of you

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Cat Reunion

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'What's that humming sound?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"I hate it..."

Cats

The Not So Wild West

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

Cat Boss

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

Ginger cats.

"Let's swap some cats today."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Living with a cataholic.

Harper's new cat

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Schrodinger's kittens

Two cats are high off catnip.