Smiling Sage Gifts

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

One way only.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

Distilleries Association

"I need to know what the future holds, at least for the next six weeks."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

'I'd sooner be dead than be buried here...'

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

'You win.'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"Dad, I misbehaved at school again, so my teacher sent me home with a bill for her therapy."

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

"Finally, a world where everyone wants to serve me."

'Now you have that invisible fence you've been wanting.'

A new partner is sworn in.

Sculptor copying from a model.

"Escape is within your grasp, if only you summon the courage to say 'excuse me'."

"I'm only attracted to older women."

"Dad, you made mistakes when you were my age, right?"

A little help.