Smiling Defendant Gifts

searching for a unique present for someone known as the smiling defendant? Our collection features witty, creative items that blend humor with personality. Whether they love to laugh at life's absurdities or stand out with their bright, cheerful demeanor, our products are designed to bring a smile and celebrate their fun-loving spirit.

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"Smile if you're guilty!"

from $19.00

Trial by Media

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"Judgement Day: Division Four"

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"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now." mockup

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

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The most fabulous Gran in the world. mockup

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

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Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa. mockup

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

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No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club mockup

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

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"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice." mockup

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

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'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?' mockup

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

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'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?' mockup

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

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"At first I was the aggressor but as he got the upper hand it became clear I was the victim."

"At first I was the aggressor but as he got the upper hand it became clear I was the victim." mockup

"At first I was the aggressor but as he got the upper hand it became clear I was the victim."

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"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking." mockup

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

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'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?' mockup

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

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"The charge is loitering, your honor." mockup

"The charge is loitering, your honor."

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'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?' mockup

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

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Clive Anderson

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The New Age Dentist.

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'OK, OK, you've made your point. I'll admit that sometimes when I feel threatened, I snap.'

'OK, OK, you've made your point. I'll admit that sometimes when I feel threatened, I snap.' mockup

'OK, OK, you've made your point. I'll admit that sometimes when I feel threatened, I snap.'

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'My client doesn't wish to answer any more questions.'

'My client doesn't wish to answer any more questions.' mockup

'My client doesn't wish to answer any more questions.'

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'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!' mockup

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

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'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.' mockup

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

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"The truth, the whole truth and a touch of double entendre to keep everybody on their toes."

"The truth, the whole truth and a touch of double entendre to keep everybody on their toes." mockup

"The truth, the whole truth and a touch of double entendre to keep everybody on their toes."

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"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal." mockup

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

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'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.' mockup

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

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'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.' mockup

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

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'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.' mockup

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

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"No questions, your honor. It's all in my client's new book. Every member of the jury will find a free copy under their seats!"

"No questions, your honor. It's all in my client's new book. Every member of the jury will find a free copy under their seats!" mockup

"No questions, your honor. It's all in my client's new book. Every member of the jury will find a free copy under their seats!"

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'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.' mockup

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

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Exploding Face Laughter Strategy

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"May we have a moment, your honor. My client hasn't quite memorized the script."

"May we have a moment, your honor. My client hasn't quite memorized the script." mockup

"May we have a moment, your honor. My client hasn't quite memorized the script."

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'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'

'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?' mockup

'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'

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"… and when she spoke and you couldn't hear was it because you chose not to hear or because you had exhibit 'A' in your ear?"

"… and when she spoke and you couldn't hear was it because you chose not to hear or because you had exhibit 'A' in your ear?" mockup

"… and when she spoke and you couldn't hear was it because you chose not to hear or because you had exhibit 'A' in your ear?"

from $19.00

Smiling Defendant Gifts Collection

Smiling Defendant Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the smiling defendant—funny, clever, and guaranteed to bring a smile to their face each day.

Smiling Defendant Pillows

Find cozy pillows that showcase their upbeat personality—perfect for adding humor and charm to any space.

Smiling Defendant Prints

Decorate with prints that capture the wit and joy of the smiling defendant—artful and full of personality.

Smiling Defendant T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak to the smiling defendant's playful side—witty, stylish, and great for everyday wear.