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Repeat after me: 'I will never make a really convincing terrorist until I wipe this stupid grin off my face.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Medical Cabinet

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Obama.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Nurse drawing a smiley face onto a man's stomach.

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

Smiley Victory Fingers

Dave :)

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

Does that shirt signal the dawn of a new day for you, Al? Yeah ... Laundry day.

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy