Smile Upgrade Enthusiast Gifts

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

Man feeding his computer money.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords! (Published originally on April 19, 2006)

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Dave :)

Change your style, learn to smile!

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

Rudy, am I correct that you and Armstrong each just upgraded your laptops? Yeah, so? And last month, if I'm not mistaken, you and Armstrong each upgraded your phones. Again, so? Don't you see what's happened to you and Armstrong? You've synchronized your cycles. What? Your upgrade cycles! They're in sync! What in the world are you talking about? What in the world indeed?!

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'The boss seems to think you have an unhealthy obsession with upgrading your computer. You're to check into rehab on Monday.'

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

Fired because of sheepish grin.