Smelting Enthusiast Gifts

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"She's a natural!"

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

Two men in urns holding hands

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Nature is not perfect

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Bris

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Sergei Rachmaninov

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

'You just continue to grow.'

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'