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'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"She's a natural!"

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Two men in urns holding hands

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Nature is not perfect

Bris

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

Sergei Rachmaninov

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

'You just continue to grow.'