Smartphone Struggler Pillows

"This app warns my kid when I'm about to do something stupid to my phone."

"I said use your speaker. You just took another picture of your ear."

'Sure he's got a smart phone, but he doesn't know how to use it. He's a geek poser.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

All the apps hidden within a phone

The Smartass Phone

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Modern Life Blues

Halloween Selfie

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Family Time

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

'Please, pay attention.'

"When they said I'll get unlimited calls and texts with my new mobile contract, I didn't realise they would all be from PPI insurance companies....."

Able to Google Stuff Man

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."