Smartphone Nerd Pillows

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Digital Fomo!

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

United Church of OMG

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Modern Life Blues

Halloween Selfie

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Batman - Face ID

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

Grandad Prodigy

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"This is gonna be great!"

"Proper I.Q. required"

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"I thought a wheel was a wheel."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'