Smartphone Connoisseur Pillows

'Yeah, the phone you bought last week was G4, but THIS version is G-Whiz 4!'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Man, times have changed.'

Digital Fomo!

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

United Church of OMG

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Halloween Selfie

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Thermidor Dali

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

'I'm on the way!'

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Children and technolohgy

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."