Smartphone Commentator Pillows

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'Hey, gotta run. I feel strange talking on my phone.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

How logos change over time.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

Me when by BDD shows up

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

"Blogs, twitter, social media, politics - we're living in the golden age of being able to say stupid things!"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"And me without a Twitter account."

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

'Please disregard the previous message about the imminent collapse of the global economy'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

Unsocial Networking.

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Mother, Howard is a very deep thinker. He's all blog and no Tweet."

"Counsel will be advised to not text message the witness."

"I'm so tired of hearing about "The Squad"."They're Too left-wing and divisive and, boy, do they thing they know everything."