Smartphone Commentator Pillows

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'Hey, gotta run. I feel strange talking on my phone.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Dawing your Cellphone

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

How logos change over time.

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Facelook

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

Me when by BDD shows up

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

"And me without a Twitter account."

"Blogs, twitter, social media, politics - we're living in the golden age of being able to say stupid things!"

'Please disregard the previous message about the imminent collapse of the global economy'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Mother, Howard is a very deep thinker. He's all blog and no Tweet."

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

Shop signs: then vs. now

Gotta take you out, kid – You're getting booed off the field on my Twitter feed.

Unsocial Networking.

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

Presidential election-Joe Biden

Rudy, be reasonable. We can't have a functioning media if everyone starts putting up their own stories on the web. We need professional ethics. We need editing. We need fact-checking. We need

Resume Advisor. I'm not sure "internet troll" is a resume enhancer.