'You're a bird watcher...really...which type,an ornithologist or a dirty old man?'
Small Talk Artist T-Shirts
Celebrate the quirky side of communication with our small talk artist t-shirts—fun, artistic, and perfect for sparking conversations.
'I forgot who I'm supposed to talk to and why.'
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'
What price beauty?
"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"
"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."
'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'
Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.
Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.
How to Do Small Talk??!!
"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."
"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."
Silly News.
"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."
"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"
Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.
The Art of Bantering!
'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'
'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'
"Please try not to offer expert analysis."
"Oh, just cellaring. You?"
"The originator of the office birthday party."
"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"
Snail slow to react to an ant's joke.
"I find it a very good conversation starter."
Dadonomics
"Lovely weather for it."
Why are you here?
Let's talk about the weather.
'I once met the tweeter for a famous novelist, but never anyone who tweeted for an organic, patented plum.'
"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."
"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."
Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.
"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."
Small Talk Artist T-Shirts Collection
Small Talk Artist Mugs
Browse our mugs collection to find more delightful items celebrating small talk artistry, perfect for coffee lovers and social butterflies.
Small Talk Artist Pillows
Check out our pillows for even more cozy, witty pieces inspired by the fun side of casual conversations.
Small Talk Artist Prints
Visit our prints section to find more visual art celebrating the quirky, creative world of small talk enthusiasts.