Small Business Owners Gifts

Lemonade stall gone bankrupt.

'At least $50 a sandwich board per week, multiplied by 800 students, it'll really help balance the school budget...'

"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"

'No business all day - I told you this place needed a website.'

Yomp & Sons & Grandchildern & Great Grandchildren LONGEVITY PRODUCTS

'I just don't understand why I'm not getting any business...'

Small business buying an expensive computer system.

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

365 Lemonade Stand

Business plan.

Rex soon began to suspect that the ice-age was going to be bad for business!

"Sergio, I know business has been bad...but I think I know how we can still afford to eat out!"

"So you think people will line up to give us a job?"

"We've got you down as a soul trader... "

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'That's our mission statement.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

6 Brothers Falafel

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!