Small Business Gifts

Adam and Eve Food Truck

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

'Your Dad's a jerk.'

The Real American Dream

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.

Lemonade: 'Closed. Lost Our Insurance.'

'At least $50 a sandwich board per week, multiplied by 800 students, it'll really help balance the school budget...'

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It

Yes! We're Open!

'I blame it on a fragile economy hinging on early stages of recession.'

"The shovel's just a prop. I contract out the actual snow removal."

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We'e just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

A homeless man sells t-shirts of himself.

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

'Do you offer credit for the smaller businessman?'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

'I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he's in steady work.'

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

"Will that be for here or to go?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

'Jack, we're counting on you and Bessie to make our dream of a Beanstalk Museum come true.'

Cottage Industry

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'