Small Business Mugs

Adam and Eve Food Truck

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

'Your Dad's a jerk.'

The Real American Dream

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.

Lemonade: 'Closed. Lost Our Insurance.'

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"

Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It

Yes! We're Open!

'I blame it on a fragile economy hinging on early stages of recession.'

"The shovel's just a prop. I contract out the actual snow removal."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Do you offer credit for the smaller businessman?'

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

A homeless man sells t-shirts of himself.

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We'e just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

'I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he's in steady work.'

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

"Will that be for here or to go?"

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

'Jack, we're counting on you and Bessie to make our dream of a Beanstalk Museum come true.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

Cottage Industry

Ace Vacuum Repair: 'Our service really sucks.'